hobbits were so real for being interested in peace and quiet, food, beer, weed, and not ever wearing shoes

concept print:
"ART THOU FUCKLESS"
using the ace flag as a colour scheme

okay okay currently on the new/renewed print designs list:

• Dracula Daily Facebook Rant
• Fuck Around And Find Out
• But soft, what baja through yonder window blasts
• Whalefall
• The Ides of March: A Callout
• Art Thou Fuckless
• Do Good Recklessly (redo)
• Limerick Rolled (redo)

god i'm gonna have a VERY busy next week or so

WE BEGIN WITH THE NEW PRINTS!

By popular demand, you can now buy yourself a TOTALLY not unhinged Jonathan Harker letter! Wax seal of your choice is included and it comes folded in with a paprika hendl recipe, on 65lb vellum finish

@re-dracula I think I remember saying I'd @ you about this when it's complete

YESSSS LETS GOOOOOO

figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever

for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:

https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]

remove the [brackets] when using it!

mods are asleep, share hacks that make the site usable against its will

Well, guess it’s time for Twitter refugees part 2.

Wild social media business strat though: I am going to limit the amount of content users can see on a website that makes money by trying to keep users on it as much as possible. This is a good business plan.

I love AO3 tags because sometimes they jump fandoms like "No Beta We Die Like (Dead Character/s)" and "(Bad Parent)'s A+ Parenting"

But you also get highly specific ones that people outside the fandom wouldn't understand. Like "Implied Sandwich"

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

Me, so I can view the original meme:

Originally posted by infinitae-stellae

bonus:

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

• change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot
• this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)
• you can set your likes and follows to private
• checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing
• follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric
• drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally
• DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!
• tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7
• be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be

I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?

Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)

May I offer you some texture in these trying times?

Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car

#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today

Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl

Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car

Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post

Oh ZOD it’s happening

You got that right

Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger

I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs

I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car

Here we goooooooo

But wait—

THERES MORE

AND MORE

Anyway these are all for sale. Ask questions. Make me an offer!

<Announcer Voice> This

SATURDAY

SATURDAY

SATURDAY

come on down to the Blissgrounds! We have

SHAWLS

SHAWLS

SHAWLS!

So many colors!

So many sizes!

So much texture!

<slaps the roof of the Rav 4>

You can fit so much cozy on this bad boy!

So come down to the Blissgrounds this weekend!

Ohmyzod *dies* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

there is no guarantee the trinkets are not cursed. choose at your own risk. reblog to keep the trinket shop traveling.

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

Having to join someone's Discord to get help instead of finding the answer on a forum or webpage is like if you asked someone on the street for directions, and they said they'd only tell you if you came over to their house.

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

It's not and we like it that way next question